Two partners :
Two men have been partners in business for many years. But now the partnership was about to be dissolved, for one of the two men lay dying. The sick man called his partner to his bedside.
« I know I haven’t much longer to live », he said, « but before I go away I have to confess to you that during our years in business together, I have swindled you out of thousands of pounds. Will you forgive me ? »
« That’s all right », said the other cheerfully. « Don’t let it worry you. I poisoned you ».
Two men have been partners in business for many years. But now the partnership was about to be dissolved, for one of the two men lay dying. The sick man called his partner to his bedside.
« I know I haven’t much longer to live », he said, « but before I go away I have to confess to you that during our years in business together, I have swindled you out of thousands of pounds. Will you forgive me ? »
« That’s all right », said the other cheerfully. « Don’t let it worry you. I poisoned you ».